No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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