The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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