Your tits are I can't wait for
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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