My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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