I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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