mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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