Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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