I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
