i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
there's paper in my vomit.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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