I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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