i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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