she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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