I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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