Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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