You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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