problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
