Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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