Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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