the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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