Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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