can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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