Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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