wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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