rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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