You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
