But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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