we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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