Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize