i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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