Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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