We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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