I seem to have left my pride at pride
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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