As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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