Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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