He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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