ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
