He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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