i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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