Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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