I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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