dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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