i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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