Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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