god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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