i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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