ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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