I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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