he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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