called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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