Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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