these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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