On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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